Average anxiety level:

0.0

Today's headline:

Torn Over Reopening Economy, Trump Says He Faces ‘Biggest Decision I’ve Ever Had to Make’

Nasdaq:

8,153.58 (Floor closed)

Obituary:

Earl G. Graves Sr., a Voice for Black Entrepreneurs, Dies at 85

Local Weather:

Partly sunny

45 / 43 °F

TRENDING TWEET:

FUN FACT: Ivanka Trump, who’ll serve on the White House’s new economy-focused coronavirus task force, was granted a trademark on coffins.

Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets)