Average anxiety level:

0.0

Today's headline:

Amid Warnings of a Coronavirus ‘Pearl Harbor,’ Governors Walk a Fine Line

Nasdaq:

7,373.08 (Floor closed)

Obituary:

Michael McKinnell, 84, Dies; Architect of a Monumental City Hall

Local Weather:

Sunny

52 / 45 °F

TRENDING TWEET:

Sooo... New York apparently doesnt have enough coronavirus tests for humans, but they were somehow able to test tigers at the Bronx Zoo... got it.

Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth)